United Church of Bacon

Goals of Baconism

The United Church of Bacon founders have set forth a general mission.

  • First and foremost, Praise Bacon! (Even if you don’t like bacon – gasp – all you have to do is enjoy the scent.)
  • Openly fight religion discrimination against minorities and demand equal rights for everyone.
  • Provide wedding services to the secular people of the world
  • To encourage people to report violations of the law by religious bullies or officials who willingly and sometimes openly violate the law- such as financial scams and embezzlement, sexual violations, and yes, even safety violations such as illegal and dangerous parking  that threatens the safety of everyone, including their “flock”.
  • http://unitedchurchofbacon.com/

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